bah humbug valentine's day

as i sit in front of this computer, i realize that today is valentine’s day. let’s see. what’s so special about this day??? today, i’m sick as a dog from something that i ate the night before. all the things that i wanted to do today are down the drain because i must allow myself to recuperate because i haven’t really ate much. don’t have much of an appetite for anything. first thing i do when i get up in the morning is hug the porcelain of my toilet and heave. happy valentine’s day to me.

it’s funny when people go, “oh valentine’s day should be fun for you. you have a man. you have two kids that love you.” what makes today so special to celebrate that love??? is their love less important on may 7th or october 3rd??? for me, that’s not the case. you see, i don’t use this day to pretend that the love of the people in my life is so important on february 14th. i try every day to show that their love is important to me by doing little things like singing the alphabet to caim even when i don’t feel like it just because it makes him smile or holding symone when i don’t have the strength to lift her just because it makes her happy or just holding joe because it makes him feel loved. i’m sorry but february 14th is only another day. the only thing that makes valentine’s day special is because it came after friday the 13th.

so from myself and rhianna, happy vd to all and to all a good night. if you are using this day as an excuse to do a half-assed attempt to show someone that you love them when on any other day, you’ll be treating them like shit, honestly, they would be better off if you just let them go. they’ll be happier that way. if you’re using this day just to find someone only to dump them a couple of days or a week later, you’re desperate. get a life. if you are using this day as a summary for all the times you showed real love to another human being, even if it’s yourself, congratulations. you’re not as crazy as hollywood movies would want you to be on this day.

support octuplets??? how about someone support my kids so i don't have to work

as you may have heard, a woman in california had not one, not two, but eight babies at once. as you may have also heard, this woman, nadya suleman, had her babies through in-vitro. as you may also know, this woman, before her eight kids, had six other kids and wanted more because "she just wanted to have children" (more on how i feel about that line in a moment). as you may have already know, at the time of her octuplets conception, she was on disability.

today, she shows up (in hd) asking for monetary donations to help her support her octuplets. is she serious??? she is not manjula and this is not springfield (if you watch the simpsons, you would get the reference). how the hell did you think you were gonna support octuplets when you were trying to fund in-vitro??? did you really think that people would be amazed that you had all these kids that they will just throw money at you??? don't you realize that we are in a recession. that means that we, as a people, are gonna throw money at ourselves before we throw money at some husbandless woman who decides to have octuplets because she was bored one day. maybe if she did this a year ago, things will be different (among dummies) but now the richest dummy has trouble supporting the dumb things that they buy on a daily basis. they don't have the funds to support you.

you had children because you wanted to have children??? you have six!!! shouldn't the want to have children been killed off after the third one??? seriously you had kids because you were bored, not because you were in love. hell, not even because you were drunk one night and you had sex with someone you shouldn't have. come on now. you, ms. suleman, need to find a new hobby. get a job because as an american, i don't feel it's my responsiblity to support 14 kids that were not planned the right way. it's bad enough when people have sex, have kids, and don't have a way to support them. you planned your kids and have no way to support them. what the hell were you thinking as you were watching oprah???

i hope you do something like write a book about this and hope someone buys the movie rights from you or something like that because right now... your kids have the same odds as a regular kid in the hood that may or may not have been planned.

baltimore crime rate and the folly of the establishment

throughout 2008, the crime rate in baltimore city was experiencing the height of a decline (at least according to the statistics). however, since baltimore, like many other cities who has a mayor who spends money like rockefeller, is in the hole for a lot of money. because of this, in october, the city has to decide what programs to cut in order to make some type of money and one of the things to go is the overtime for baltimore city cops. what happens after that, you ask? the crime rate goes back up and is continuing to be on the rise to this day.

so why am i writing? i write because mayor dixon (hereby refered to as la femme crook) and city council president stephanie rawlings-blake (hereby refered to as dom fivehead) suggest that the police are not doing anything to keep the crime rate down. HELLO!!! do you not realize that when you take cops away from a neighborhood, the villians of that neighborhood will think it's open season for crime. you don't take cops away from a bad neighborhood and then wonder why crime in that neighborhood is back on the rise. you two idiots may have undid a year and a half of work that baltimore city cops (again if you buy the statistics) were doing.

so la femme crook, were you thinking about the crime rate when you were spending $22,000 on a trip to egypt??? were you thinking about your fair city when you were spending money like it was going out of style on yourself and your buddies??? do you really spend time listening to yourself when you try to explain why crime is on the rise??? do you realize that a 1st grader could explain why crime is high in baltimore city better than you???

and dom fivehead, did you listen to your plan when you showed up on my tv (in hd)??? did you think that baltimore could last two years until you figure out whether or not re-districting the city police force will help the crime rate??? did you think that just because you look like real on a bad day (watch vh1 to find out who real is) you and your plan will fly for the people that live in harm city???

i'll tell you what you should do. give you a little intro. to criminal justice because obviously you have never had the class (or you had the class and didn't pay attention). if you take away a symbol of authority in a place that really needs it, the place will go to hell in a handbasket. ergo, since you took away baltimore's police force away for neighborhoods that really need them, you are turning baltimore into sodom (or gommorrha whatever you prefer). find a way to get the funds to put overtime back into the baltimore city police's fund so the crime rate in the city can go down (at least according to the statistics).

in the meantime... i'll be hoping that you get all this through your head before your "conviction."

how about reserve judgement on chris brown and rhianna

so sunday, chris brown was arrested before the grammys because he beat up rhianna... supposedly. rhianna supposedly gave good old chris herpes. supposedly rhianna and chris were not in a fight but were in a car accident. supposedly there was a fight but rhianna started it by hitting him once she found out she wasn't the only one claiming chris.

there's a lot of supposedly's in this situation.

the only certainty is that chris brown was arrested for felony domestic violence and posted 50,000 bail. wow. what happened to the days were your teeny-bopper singer's main concern was to get away from screaming girls trying to rip off their clothes and fuck them in a hotel room??? (i'm just saying) it's amazing that teeny-boppers have criminal records now.

anyways i find it interesting that people are placing so much judgement on these two and no one really knows what happened. i also find it interesting that people feel as though rhianna should have gotten beat up (fucking dumbasses. no woman deserves to get beat up). i find it interesting that people who, secretly or not, had chris brown pictures and cd's are now tossing them out the window because chris brown beat up a woman. the funny thing is people don't even know the whole story but they're jumping to so many conclusions. i don't think people did all of this when they found out santa didn't exist anymore.

so as you hear the drama that is rhianna and chris brown, take a deep breath and make sure you're hearing everything, not just something that makes the other side look good.

what's so special about michael phelps

a couple of days ago, i was watching the news. golden boy michael phelps shows up (in hd). genius gets caught on camera smoking weed in a bong at some college party. his punishment: he get suspended from competitive swimming for three months by usa swimming and loses his deal with kellogg. he shows up more on my tv (in hd) days later, saying that he may not compete in the 2012 olympics and stop swimming for money (retire) because of his "bad decision." days after that, people join together at some bar saying that we need to pray for michael phelps because he made a bad decision and needs us, the regular folks, to make him feel better after he plays bo-bo the fool.

are you serious??? come on now. if he was michael phelps, the black football player, his ass would be in jail by now, no one will gather in bars saying support and pray for him in his time of need, and he will lose all of his sponsorships. he would be another dumb ass nigger (yeah i said that) with money. why does he deserve my support. there are people, black, white, and brown, who do less and get something on their criminal records. michael phelps doesn't know what real sorrow and real punishment is for the stupid things that he does until he walks in kobe bryant, ray lewis, or michael vick's shoes. we (with the exception of a few) forgave his dumbness when he was given a dwi when he was only 19. we said that it was youthful dumbness when he got into legal trouble before. we can't keep on saying it because he's 23. there's people younger than him who have their lives ended because of one simple mistake. the difference between them and phelps is that he can keep making them and move one with no consequence.

for all the people who feel that i'm too mean about this, screw you. seriously. because if you were on camera smoking a bong, you would be in a 4x6 making friends with a guy name bubba who doesn't want you sleeping on the top bunk because he doesn't like how your eye look.